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Love. Power. Absurdity.
Cupid missed… so this guy showed up.
The Trump Cherub Valentine’s Day Tee is pure satire—turning a larger-than-life figure into a winged, diaper-rocking symbol of exaggerated romance. Equal parts ridiculous and eye-catching, this shirt isn’t about politics—it’s about parody, irony, and the chaos of modern love.
Perfect for Valentine’s Day parties, anti-Valentine’s celebrations, comedy shows, or anyone who enjoys humor that lives somewhere between romance and nonsense.
Love him. Hate him. Laugh anyway.
Why it works:
• Over-the-top Valentine’s satire
• Absurd visual humor that grabs attention
• Conversation-starting without being preachy
• Perfect for ironic gifts & comedy fans
Disclaimer: This shirt is parody art intended for humor and entertainment only. Not affiliated with or endorsed by any political figure or organization.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Trump Cherub – Valentine’s Day T-Shirt
$19.99
Cupid missed… so this guy showed up.
The Trump Cherub Valentine’s Day Tee is pure satire—turning a larger-than-life figure into a winged, diaper-rocking symbol of exaggerated romance. Equal parts ridiculous and eye-catching, this shirt isn’t about politics—it’s about parody, irony, and the chaos of modern love.
Perfect for Valentine’s Day parties, anti-Valentine’s celebrations, comedy shows, or anyone who enjoys humor that lives somewhere between romance and nonsense.
Love him. Hate him. Laugh anyway.
Why it works:
• Over-the-top Valentine’s satire
• Absurd visual humor that grabs attention
• Conversation-starting without being preachy
• Perfect for ironic gifts & comedy fans
Disclaimer: This shirt is parody art intended for humor and entertainment only. Not affiliated with or endorsed by any political figure or organization.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!