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Because Some Memories Last Longer Than the Night.
Not every wild night ends with a hangover—some come with a prescription. The Sponsored by Valtrax tee is dark humor done right: bold, honest, and unapologetically self-aware.
This shirt isn’t about shame—it’s about owning your story, laughing at life’s curveballs, and reminding everyone that humor beats stigma every time. If you believe comedy is how we survive awkward truths and bad decisions, this shirt gets it.
Wear it to spark laughs, start conversations, and let people know you’re confident enough to joke about the things everyone pretends don’t happen.
Why it hits:
• Dark, clever humor without cruelty
• Breaks stigma through comedy
• Relatable, real-life joke energy
• Perfect for shows, bars, and bold personalities
Disclaimer: This shirt is a parody for entertainment purposes only and does not provide medical advice or promote unsafe behavior.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
(Copy) Sponsored by Valtrax - Comedy Joke Tee
$19.99
Not every wild night ends with a hangover—some come with a prescription. The Sponsored by Valtrax tee is dark humor done right: bold, honest, and unapologetically self-aware.
This shirt isn’t about shame—it’s about owning your story, laughing at life’s curveballs, and reminding everyone that humor beats stigma every time. If you believe comedy is how we survive awkward truths and bad decisions, this shirt gets it.
Wear it to spark laughs, start conversations, and let people know you’re confident enough to joke about the things everyone pretends don’t happen.
Why it hits:
• Dark, clever humor without cruelty
• Breaks stigma through comedy
• Relatable, real-life joke energy
• Perfect for shows, bars, and bold personalities
Disclaimer: This shirt is a parody for entertainment purposes only and does not provide medical advice or promote unsafe behavior.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!