If you don’t go to Church - Car Magnet
$14.99
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Same Size as a Bumper Sticker. Way Louder.
Not subtle. Not polite. Definitely not for everyone.
The “If You Don’t Go to Church, F*ck You” car magnet is bold, confrontational satire designed to provoke reactions and spark conversations—whether you’re parked or rolling through traffic. It’s exaggerated on purpose, leaning into shock humor and irony rather than diplomacy.
Easy to apply, easy to remove, and impossible to ignore.
Perfect for people who enjoy boundary-pushing humor, dark satire, and expressing themselves without filters—with no commitment damage to your vehicle.
Details:
• Bumper-sticker size car magnet
• Removable & reusable
• Designed for metal vehicle surfaces
• High-contrast, easy-to-read text
This magnet is for:
• Shock humor fans
• Satirical expression
• People who don’t mind reactions
This magnet is NOT for:
• Playing it safe
• Avoiding confrontation
• HOA meetings
Disclaimer: This product is intended as satire and comedic expression. It does not represent official religious doctrine or an endorsement of hostility toward any individual or group. Add your vibe to your ride with these sleek magnets. These car magnets stick strong and stay sharp—rain or shine. With a matte finish, they’re made to last and swap around as often as your mood changes.
• 100% vinyl
• Matte finish
• Black magnetic backing
• Weather-resistant
• Blank product sourced from the US
If you don’t go to Church - Car Magnet
$14.99
Not subtle. Not polite. Definitely not for everyone.
The “If You Don’t Go to Church, F*ck You” car magnet is bold, confrontational satire designed to provoke reactions and spark conversations—whether you’re parked or rolling through traffic. It’s exaggerated on purpose, leaning into shock humor and irony rather than diplomacy.
Easy to apply, easy to remove, and impossible to ignore.
Perfect for people who enjoy boundary-pushing humor, dark satire, and expressing themselves without filters—with no commitment damage to your vehicle.
Details:
• Bumper-sticker size car magnet
• Removable & reusable
• Designed for metal vehicle surfaces
• High-contrast, easy-to-read text
This magnet is for:
• Shock humor fans
• Satirical expression
• People who don’t mind reactions
This magnet is NOT for:
• Playing it safe
• Avoiding confrontation
• HOA meetings
Disclaimer: This product is intended as satire and comedic expression. It does not represent official religious doctrine or an endorsement of hostility toward any individual or group. Add your vibe to your ride with these sleek magnets. These car magnets stick strong and stay sharp—rain or shine. With a matte finish, they’re made to last and swap around as often as your mood changes.
• 100% vinyl
• Matte finish
• Black magnetic backing
• Weather-resistant
• Blank product sourced from the US