If You Don’t Go to Church- Comedy Tee Shirt
Azalea / S
$19.99
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Bold. Blunt. Not for Everyone.
This shirt isn’t subtle—and it’s not trying to be.
The “If You Don’t Go to Church, F*ck You” tee is raw, confrontational satire meant to poke at performative outrage, culture wars, and the way faith, language, and humor collide in public spaces. It’s exaggerated on purpose. Offensive to some by design. And guaranteed to get a reaction.
Whether you see it as irony, dark humor, or commentary on judgment culture, one thing’s for sure: this shirt starts conversations instantly.
This shirt is for people who:
• Understand satire and shock humor
• Enjoy pushing boundaries
• Don’t mind uncomfortable laughs
• Believe comedy isn’t always polite
This shirt is NOT for:
• Playing it safe
• Blending in
• Avoiding reactions
Wear responsibly. Reactions may vary.
Disclaimer: This product is intended as satire and comedic expression. It does not represent official religious doctrine or an endorsement of hostility toward any individual or group.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
If You Don’t Go to Church- Comedy Tee Shirt
$19.99
This shirt isn’t subtle—and it’s not trying to be.
The “If You Don’t Go to Church, F*ck You” tee is raw, confrontational satire meant to poke at performative outrage, culture wars, and the way faith, language, and humor collide in public spaces. It’s exaggerated on purpose. Offensive to some by design. And guaranteed to get a reaction.
Whether you see it as irony, dark humor, or commentary on judgment culture, one thing’s for sure: this shirt starts conversations instantly.
This shirt is for people who:
• Understand satire and shock humor
• Enjoy pushing boundaries
• Don’t mind uncomfortable laughs
• Believe comedy isn’t always polite
This shirt is NOT for:
• Playing it safe
• Blending in
• Avoiding reactions
Wear responsibly. Reactions may vary.
Disclaimer: This product is intended as satire and comedic expression. It does not represent official religious doctrine or an endorsement of hostility toward any individual or group.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |