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Joke Safety Pin Set
Wear at Your Own Risk. Laugh at Your Own Speed.
This isn’t fashion—it’s commentary with a clasp.
The Joke Safety Pin Set is a collection of bold, absurd, and intentionally inappropriate pins designed for people who appreciate dark humor, pop-culture parody, and jokes that live slightly past the line. Each pin is small, wearable, and guaranteed to get reactions—good, bad, or confused.
Perfect for jackets, backpacks, hats, merch tables, comedy shows, or anywhere subtlety goes to die.
Included Pins:
• Sponsored by Valtrax – Dark humor, zero shame
• Trump Terminator – Pop-culture parody meets metal energy
• Hot Cheeto Hand – A tribute to poor decisions and red fingers
• Titties & Ass — Since ’69 – Juvenile, timeless, bipartisan
• If You Don’t Go to Church, F*ck You – Shock satire, not subtle
Each pin stands alone—but together, they form a wearable warning label.
This set is:
• Satire
• Parody
• Adult humor
• Not for everyone
This set is NOT:
• Polite
• Corporate-approved
• Safe for family reunions
Disclaimer: These pins are parody items intended for comedic expression only. They are not affiliated with or endorsed by any brand, political figure, pharmaceutical company, religious organization, or pop-culture franchise.
Express yourself in a meaningful way with top-quality pin buttons. They’re lightweight, sturdy, and easy to put on. With a scratch and UV-resistant coating and a glossy finish, these pin buttons are made to last. Show off the things you care about and add a pop of personality to your clothing or accessories with vibrant pin buttons.
• They come in a set of 5
• Made of tinplate
• Scratch and UV-resistant mylar coating
• Glossy finish
• Easy to put on
Joke Safety Pin Set
$14.99
Wear at Your Own Risk. Laugh at Your Own Speed.
This isn’t fashion—it’s commentary with a clasp.
The Joke Safety Pin Set is a collection of bold, absurd, and intentionally inappropriate pins designed for people who appreciate dark humor, pop-culture parody, and jokes that live slightly past the line. Each pin is small, wearable, and guaranteed to get reactions—good, bad, or confused.
Perfect for jackets, backpacks, hats, merch tables, comedy shows, or anywhere subtlety goes to die.
Included Pins:
• Sponsored by Valtrax – Dark humor, zero shame
• Trump Terminator – Pop-culture parody meets metal energy
• Hot Cheeto Hand – A tribute to poor decisions and red fingers
• Titties & Ass — Since ’69 – Juvenile, timeless, bipartisan
• If You Don’t Go to Church, F*ck You – Shock satire, not subtle
Each pin stands alone—but together, they form a wearable warning label.
This set is:
• Satire
• Parody
• Adult humor
• Not for everyone
This set is NOT:
• Polite
• Corporate-approved
• Safe for family reunions
Disclaimer: These pins are parody items intended for comedic expression only. They are not affiliated with or endorsed by any brand, political figure, pharmaceutical company, religious organization, or pop-culture franchise.
Express yourself in a meaningful way with top-quality pin buttons. They’re lightweight, sturdy, and easy to put on. With a scratch and UV-resistant coating and a glossy finish, these pin buttons are made to last. Show off the things you care about and add a pop of personality to your clothing or accessories with vibrant pin buttons.
• They come in a set of 5
• Made of tinplate
• Scratch and UV-resistant mylar coating
• Glossy finish
• Easy to put on